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Welcome Offer : Use Code WELCOME5 for 5% OFF!
Free Shipping on Most USA Orders
Welcome Offer : Use Code WELCOME5 for 5% OFF!
Free Shipping on Most USA Orders
Welcome Offer : Use Code WELCOME5 for 5% OFF!
Free Shipping on Most USA Orders
Welcome Offer : Use Code WELCOME5 for 5% OFF!
Free Shipping on Most USA Orders
Welcome Offer : Use Code WELCOME5 for 5% OFF!
Free Shipping on Most USA Orders
Welcome Offer : Use Code WELCOME5 for 5% OFF!
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Swift, Quiet Revenge Keep these stickers in your car so when you locate an asshole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can quickly and surreptitiously slap one on his bumper or windshield. Your target will drive around for days potentially, advertising herself as the selfish idiot she is. Guaranteed to piss them off when they finally realize it and now have to peel it off their car! Remember When - That idiot parked in your reserved spot? Screw that guy. - That selfish jerk who double parked you at the mall? He's dead to me. - That inconsiderate asshole parked so close that you couldn't even get in your car? Revenge could have been your's. Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, so unless your friend or loved one is in fact an asshole, they're guaranteed to enjoy this prank. What's in the Package? Each order comes with a total of 10x 3 in x 9 in (8cm x 24cm) stickers to shame multiple drivers. Guaranteed for Life! If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
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When will I receive my item?
Domestic orders typically arrive within 3-5 business days. Delivery times are estimated and may vary depending on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen factors.
Can I change or return my item?
We hope you love your purchase, but if you need to make a change or return your item, we’ve got you covered! You can initiate a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order. Please ensure the product is in its original condition and packaging. For more information on our return policy, please visit our Returns & Exchanges page.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What are the dimensions of the bumper stickers?A: Each sticker measures three inches by nine inches. This size is perfect for easy application on bumpers or windshields.
Q: What material are the bumper stickers made of?A: The bumper stickers are made of vinyl. This material is durable and weather-resistant, ensuring longevity.
Q: How many stickers come in a pack?A: Each pack contains ten stickers. This allows you to shame multiple bad parkers.
Q: How do I use the bumper stickers?A: Simply peel the sticker from its backing and apply it to the target's bumper or windshield. They are designed for quick and easy application.
Q: Are these stickers suitable for all vehicles?A: Yes, the stickers can be applied to any vehicle. They adhere well to various surfaces, making them versatile for different cars.
Q: Can I remove the stickers easily?A: Yes, the stickers can be removed without leaving residue. However, they may require some effort to peel off.
Q: How should I care for the bumper stickers?A: Store the stickers in a cool, dry place. Avoid exposing them to extreme weather conditions before application to maintain their adhesion.
Q: Are the stickers safe for car paint?A: Yes, the stickers are designed to be safe for car paint. They peel off cleanly without damaging the vehicle's surface.
Q: What if the stickers arrive damaged?A: If your stickers arrive damaged, please contact customer service. They will assist you with a replacement or refund.
Q: Is there a warranty for the stickers?A: Yes, there is a satisfaction guarantee for life. If you're not happy, you can reach out for a resolution.
Q: Can these stickers be used indoors?A: Yes, the stickers can be applied indoors as well. They are versatile for both indoor and outdoor use.
Q: Are these stickers considered offensive?A: Yes, the stickers are meant to insult bad parking behavior. They may be seen as offensive by those who take issue with their message.
Q: Can I gift these bumper stickers?A: Absolutely, these stickers make a funny gag gift. They are perfect for friends who share your frustrations with bad parkers.
Q: Do the stickers come with instructions?A: Yes, each order comes with simple application instructions. They guide you on how to apply and remove the stickers.
Q: What color are the bumper stickers?A: The bumper stickers are bright yellow. This color is eye-catching and ensures the message is noticed.
Q: Are these stickers eco-friendly?A: The stickers are made from vinyl, which is not biodegradable. However, they are designed for long-lasting use.