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Witty Yetis I Park Like an Asshole Bumper Sticker 10 Pack. Prank, Shame & Insult Selfish Idiots for Their Bad Parking. Enact Hilarious Street Justice with Our Funny, Revenge-Filled Decal Gag Gift.
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Vendor: Witty Yeti
Type: Bumper Stickers
Sku: WBCARB01J4AK5B0
Available: Available
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Witty Yetis I Park Like an Asshole Bumper Sticker 10 Pack. Prank, Shame & Insult Selfish Idiots for Their Bad Parking. Enact Hilarious Street Justice with Our Funny, Revenge-Filled Decal Gag Gift.
Keep these stickers in your car so when you locate an asshole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can quickly and surreptitiously slap one on his bumper or windshield. Your target will drive around for days potentially, advertising herself as the selfish idiot she is. Guaranteed to piss them off when they finally realize it and now have to peel it off their car!
Remember When…
- That idiot parked in your reserved spot? Screw that guy.
- That selfish jerk who double parked you at the mall? He's dead to me.
- That inconsiderate asshole parked so close that you couldn't even get in your car? Revenge could have been your's.
Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer
Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, so unless your friend or loved one is in fact an asshole, they're guaranteed to enjoy this prank.
What's in the Package?
Each order comes with a total of 10x 3 in x 9 in (8cm x 24cm) stickers to shame multiple drivers.
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If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Yes, we offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
When will I receive my item?
Domestic orders typically arrive within 3-5 business days. Delivery times are estimated and may vary depending on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen factors.
Can I change or return my item?
We hope you love your purchase, but if you need to make a change or return your item, we’ve got you covered! You can initiate a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order. Please ensure the product is in its original condition and packaging. For more information on our return policy, please visit our Returns & Exchanges page.
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